Get Your Laff On…

Posted By On 09 Mar 2011. Under FUNNIES    

1) Little Johnny’s teacher asked all the kids in the class what their parents did for a living. Little Mary got up and said “my Dad is a pilot, and my Mom’s an architect.”
“Great,” said the teacher. Little Michael got up and said ” my Dad is a Doctor, and my Mom is a housewife.” “Good,” said the teacher. Johnny was last in the class and when he got up he said: “My Mommy, she is a substitute.” The teacher knew all about Little Johnny’s ghetto ass family, and she couldn’t help trying to correct him. She said “do you mean that she is a Prostitute, little Johnny?” He answered “No, my sister is the Prostitute, but when ain’t feeling well, my Mommy substitutes.”

2) FYI – Did you know that the U.S. Postal Service once issued a stamp that had a picture of a woman’s pussy on it? They recalled it quickly because 75% of American men didn’t know how to lick it properly… :(

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One Response to “Get Your Laff On…”

  1. Drew Pillow says:
    March 9, 2011 at 7:59 pm

    well dammit i lliked it :)

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