Last Night We Filled In The Blank To Discover How We Would Create The Perfect Lover
Here Is What The Crazy Crew Came Up With…

“if i was building the perfect woman or man they would have to have _________”

(four boobs, each one dispensing a different flavored smoothie)

Drew: a sleep number coochie – just dial it to the perfect fit
Drew: stretchie hair, the harder you pull it the longer it grows – then it snaps back into place when youre done
Charmaine: Lmao! Omg,I almost choked on my food!
Drew: a play-doh booty – so i can sit for hours making all kinds of fun shapes
Naomi: A 12″ penis and be mentally stable!!!
Brittany: A dick that vibrates weN wet
Drew: she would have to sweat iced cappaccino
Drew: a booty hole that has the GI Joe kung fu grip & don’t smell like the puckered up chitlin
Drew : a tongue that can unroll long enuf to wrap my man-man up like a cocoon
Charmaine: Two mouths…One to take care of both areas down there..simultaneously
Naomi: …need that joker to be wide as hell too…..
Brittany : A dick wit little hands to massage it while ur fuckin
Donyell: A mute button so she can shut the fuck up
Brittany : Three tongues (triple the pleasure)
Ken : A detachable pussy so I culd take it wirt me and not havta b bothered wit her
Brittany : Electronic mouth so they cant complain that they mouth tired
Ken : Enuff sense ta know when ta shut the PHUCK up!!!
Ken : A twin sister that she’z will’n ta let live wit us
Brittany : Lil buttons on the side of his dick so u can choose the speed u want
Ken : A receipt so I can take her back if she don’t work az advertised
Brittany : A on and off botton so u can just turn him on wen u wanna fuck and turn off wen done
Ken : Silicone teeth. Scrape’n problem solved
Brittany : Nut that taste lik banana yogurt mmm lol
Tekita : A built in air pump… so when it down I push the button for it to cum right back up…olelinpnooldeassdude
Ken : Brittany u don’t need ah button fa that. I’m %100 sure if u jus tell us that we’ll do it. We don’t wanna b bothered wit yo azz either ;-p
Delton: a chick that look like Nia Long , with the body of Nikki Manji and mouth of a dirt devil.
Ken : A sense of time’n. When we through culd u jus get the phuck up and go, damn!!
Steven: The State Farm feature to change face type, attitude, pussy tightness, titty saggage, ass lifting.
Ken : ‎1. Body: erika badu; 2. Lookz: stacey dash; 3. Mouth: supa head; 4. Money: oprah
5. Brainz: susan summer(crissy snow 3′s company)…6. Loyalty…………, ummmmmmmmmmm, waaaaait 4 it………, edith bunker
Ken : Steve thatz 1 bitch that knew her place and stood by her nigga
Steven: I’m with you ken. Looking for my Edith Bunker Bitch!!
Drew: i’m still CTFU over the Edith Bunker comment & the mouth like a Dirt Devil comment – that shit was ridiculous

We had a lot of fun putting this list together – stay tuned for the next episode

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